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evelynwoe:

  • finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au
  • the only two people at a bar rooting for the same football team au
  • dentist waiting room au (seriously that shit takes so long)
  • waiting for a flight that gets delayed au
  • street magician au
  • take the same bus every morning au
  • "stop talking during the movie i am trying to watch dick bag" au
  • having each other’s names on coke bottles and discovering it in the line to pay au

finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au

can u imagine tho

Living in NYC, Stiles sees epic hot dude out somewhere and stares as he walks away. then he notices something on the ground and grabs it and oh! it’s hot dude’s wallet. Hot dude Derek Hale. So he decides to be nice and return the wallet, i.e. take the opportunity to introduce himself and get in good graces. Only it turns out that’s an old address on the wallet and there’s no forwarding address. So he keeps it for a few days, casually on the lookout for the guy and/or anything about a person looking for a lost wallet. After no luck he googles and finds Derek and learns about how his family died in a fire and sees the recent obit of his sister and then realizes there’s a pic of her and their family in the wallet in a field of sunflowers. And now Stiles is on a mission to get Derek his wallet back so he can have the picture of his family back with him, the same way he carries a picture of his mom with him, and she loved sunflowers.

He calls his dad and asks him to look in databases or whatever and his dad tells him an address and Stiles is like, noooo that’s the address I already have, so he must have, like, just moved. So he gets serious and camps out by the window all day at a coffeeshop near where he saw the guy (presumably on the phone with various friends who tell him he’s crazy) for two days straight before the barista Erica is like dude wtf is up. Stiles starts rambling about how he saw this guy near here and he was cute and he has his wallet and he’s trying to give it back and he may be a little bit in love with this dude he’s never met bc his mom loved sunflowers and this guy’s family pic makes him kind empathize. Erica is like awww sweetie you are so weird and it’s adorable. But she leaves him back to his people watching and then goes on break to call her bff Derek, all like hey didn’t you say you lost your wallet last week? I think I know where it is. And Derek’s like, well???? and Erica says she’ll tell him if he brings her sunflowers bc she needs some for the shop.

So Derek grumbles his way into the shop with a handful of sunflowers and thrusts them at Erica and she just points to Stiles in the corner. Derek turns and Stiles is staring at him all wide-eyed and then walks over and looks at Erica and looks at Derek and then is like, …hey I think I found your wallet. Derek is standing there basically holding flowers out to him so Derek’s like *blush.* Erica snickers and goes back to work while Stiles hands Derek his wallet and is like I’m sorry I didn’t mean to pry except I guess I kind of always do but I heard about your sister, were you going to put flowers on her grave? And Derek is like that’s rly rude and Stiles explains he saw the pic and they were in a field of sunflowers and his mom loved them too and he always puts sunflowers on her grave. And Derek’s a grump who just wants his wallet but Stiles keeps talking so he sits down and before he realizes it it’s been an hour and he knows Stiles’ family history and Stiles has convinced him he needs to put sunflowers on his sister’s grave but somewhere during the conversation Erica actually did take them and put them in water on the counter and won’t give them back. So Stiles is like, come on dude, my friend’s got this cute flower shop up the way where we can get more, I’ll go with you *wink wink nudge nudge*

And idk whatever my brain went sideways but you get the idea.

(Source: amysantiaghost, via ceilingninja)

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stilesederek:

happysterekthoughts:

wakinguptheneighbours:

Looks like a family portrait: Papa Stilinski, Stiles and cousin Miguel

…and by Cousin Miguel you mean Stiles’ long suffering husband, Derek Hale, yes?

Obviously

stilesederek:

happysterekthoughts:

wakinguptheneighbours:

Looks like a family portrait: Papa Stilinski, Stiles and cousin Miguel

…and by Cousin Miguel you mean Stiles’ long suffering husband, Derek Hale, yes?

Obviously

(via accordingtomel)

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that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

(Source: bluebonne, via deathbycoldopen)

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Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

boodleoodlenwoodlendoodleroodleng.

yep. official name change.

(Source: fox-bones, via fuzzycerts)

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deadend:

kilosophy:

oh shit

This guy is going to shoot their uncle, teach this magic kid about great power and great responsibility.

(Source: sizvideos)

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designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

(via fewerbrokenpieces)

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dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

image

Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

(via mirandakeyes)

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West Side Story (USA, 1961)

(Source: in-love-with-movies, via deathbycoldopen)

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