thedailywhat:

Steampunk Sex Toy of the Day: The ol’ Jack Rabbit not quite cutting it in the boudoir? Lady Clankington’s got the clitoral cure for what ails ya: Steampunk Raygun-Dildos!

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.
Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

Coming Soon: Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.
[nerdcore / animalny.]

Best.

thedailywhat:

Steampunk Sex Toy of the Day: The ol’ Jack Rabbit not quite cutting it in the boudoir? Lady Clankington’s got the clitoral cure for what ails ya: Steampunk Raygun-Dildos!

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

Coming Soon: Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.

[nerdcore / animalny.]

Best.

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  1. vorkaine reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    LoL //www.littledeathray.com/infernal-devices/
  2. brattyveruca reblogged this from hoodratetiquette and added:
    A steampunk sex toy? NOW WE’RE COOKING WITH GAS, PEOPLE! WooHoo!
  3. ilikemgrimy reblogged this from thereisnosignofland and added:
    (via thedailywhat) Holy shit this is awesome.
  4. leaveyourdoubt reblogged this from steamxlove
  5. hilegunslinger reblogged this from acorvidsnest
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  7. gakihime reblogged this from puelladespero
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  9. sweetthingsandwetdreams reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    I have never owned anything like this before but now I kind of want one.
  10. cyborgar reblogged this from mixiekins and added:
    Why is that lady licking a soldering gun? XD
  11. spookykomori reblogged this from mixiekins and added:
    oh yes
  12. mixiekins reblogged this from frostpebble and added:
    i have never made a wishlist before today is the day i change this
  13. starcsha-the-witch reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    I kind of really want one
  14. itsmissley reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    Hmmmm interesting.
  15. puelladespero reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    They’ll make a steampunk version of just about anything.
  16. frostpebble reblogged this from steamxlove and added:
    ffff wow. this just….needs to be shared, yup.
  17. texasrust reblogged this from darkthoughtsbrightdays
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  20. steamxlove reblogged this from thereisnosignofland and added:
    Ummm… interesting. Interesting enough that I most definitely had to reblog. I apologize to those who are more sensitive...
  21. myclockworkdragon reblogged this from etoystk and added:
    This really should not come a a suprise to me. LOL
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  26. tomorrowstea reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Hee hee hee! I like steampunk, but it’s nothing too serious.