I think “most eligible bachelor” is a silly phrase because it’s supposed to mean “attractive unmarried man” when it just sounds like you’re saying “really really single, in fact he is the most single.”

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    wait I thought it was code for “super gay but nobody admits it because it’s the 1800s”
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