tommysheperds:

i hear someone wanted some aus:

  • both wearing the exact same outfit on the metro au
  • two separate robbers breaking into the same house au
  • one is too short to reach a can of soup at the supermarket au
  • their dogs start uncontrollably barking at each other in the quiet vets office au
  • one accidentally punched the other in the face while gesturing wildly au
  • one breaking into the others house accidentally when drunk au
  • they had the same friends for multiple years but somehow never met until some birthday party au
  • 2 elite spies hired to stalk each other at the same time au

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xelastarkly:

beenwandering:

most people kinda secretly dream about being a famous movie star

but then you realize like shit I don’t want to have to put my emotions out there in front of cameras and be vulnerable like that

also I don’t want to be nagged by people constantly and have my privacy taken away

I just want lots of money and to have everyone like me without doing anything

I really don’t want to find fanfiction written about me.

I just want lots of money and to have everyone like me and write fan fiction about me

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castielscongregation:

Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.

(via spocksfatalboner)

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most people kinda secretly dream about being a famous movie star

but then you realize like shit I don’t want to have to put my emotions out there in front of cameras and be vulnerable like that

also I don’t want to be nagged by people constantly and have my privacy taken away

I just want lots of money and to have everyone like me without doing anything

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geeky-sova:

Happy birthday darling! ♥

(via accordingtomel)

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marguerite26:

When I get an ao3 notification that my fav author has post new fic

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When it’s for a fandom I am not in

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The Bath House

(Source: seoulstone, via diosademuerte)

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freshcleanfit:

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

(via aeedee)

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(Source: geeky-sova, via marguerite26)

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via welcomehereagain)

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